7. He's as irreverent as I am at church. (We seriously gotta grab the reins on this one actually). We were sitting in the pew right behind where the deacons line up for the sacrament. One of the deacons farted right in front of Chris' face. We had a split second to look at each other before we erupted with laughter and had to leave the chapel. It was ridiculous. But I love laughing that hard with him.